Vote RAY JONES

It is the 2nd semester of college and there are a ton of school elections going on. The problem is only 10% of the student body actually pays attention to these campaigns and maybe 5% of those students care to vote. However, Flagpole Death has discovered a candidate that is worth the vote. He goes by the name RAY JONES!

If Clint Eastwood and a lamborghini had a baby it would most definitely be RAY JONES! Check him out for yourself.

His campaign flyers look a little something like this and have been posted all around campus...

With this sort of campaigning, watch out University of Texas! Ray Jones is coming through!!!

-FPD

P.S. If you believe in Ray Jones, change your profile picture with his campaign flyer.

Project: Ruin Your Flyer #1

Advertisements are great, but sometimes they make themselves easy targets. Which is why Flagpole Death is starting a new event called Project: Ruin Your Flyer. If we are walking around town and see a helpless flyer, chances are it will be mocked soon. This Project is not meant to offend anyone (although it might very well reach that point). If your flyer happens to be used, hopefully you can laugh it off and realize you were asking for it.

Our first victim is non other than Romeo Dallaire. Yes, we are already starting off with a controversial target, but check out this flyer and understand why we saw it as an opportunity.

This is what we did...

And this was the final product...

Romeo, you're a respectful man and we are grateful for your contributions to this insane world, but your flyer just got RUINED!

Take care everyone!

- FPD

Stop complaining on Valentine's!

So it's been awhile since our last post and today is non other than Valentine's Day!

People usually complain about how they are single and give others reasons why we should feel sorry for them. Stop your bitchin! If you think about it, Valentine's Day is just a holiday created so Halmark can get a few bucks during its dry spell after Christmas. Why do people have to tell their partners how much they love them only on this day; and more importantly why do single people have to feel sorry for themselves only on this day? The thing is, Valentine's Day should be no different than any other day of the year. If you must have a holiday to remind you to tell your loved one they're beautiful, then you're probably not that into the relationship; and the same goes for if you're reminded that you're single, then you probably weren't lonely in the first place. All I'm saying is Valentine's Day is a joke; and for all of those people complaining today...cut it out, because it ain't bad being single. No one wants to hear your self-pity statements on a cliche holiday.

-Happy Valentine's Day from Flagpole Death

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Stay away from the hot sauce!

NEW SONG!!!!!!!

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EXPLICIT CONTENT (NSFW)

Click on the video and listen to Flagpole Death's new single called "Chicken Wings." Maybe we should think twice before trying the "Fire 'n Blazes Sauce"...

YO MAMMA! That's right, we said it! YO MAMMA!

Check out our youtube page!!

http://www.youtube.com/user/FlagpoleDeath?feature=mhum

-FPD