For those of you who don't know, Hover Hands is a website dedicated to those who are too nervous/awkward to completely put their hands on a person they are taking a picture with.
Well thankfully...Flagpole Death has recruited a Hover Hands Prevention Specialist...
He goes by the name "Tank,"and after just one training with this guy your hands are sure to never be awkward in pictures again!
Now you may be wondering..."WTF is Tank grasping?!" Well my curious friend, we don't really know, but we assume it is one of the many pieces of hover hand prevention training equipment Tank stores in his Bat-Cave, along with his hair comb and mustache trimmer.
The guys from Flagpole Death checked out the new pop culture sensation, TRON. It was a delight indeed. The music by Daft Punk was sick! Anyway, FPD created this picture because it had to be on everyone's minds. Well, at least ours...
Here's the game plan: Flagpole Death was started by John Warder and Brad Skaar. Why? Because we appreciate joys in life such as film and humor...
bull-shit We want to get famous!
Ok, ok, ok... Obviously, becoming famous is a tough feat. Plus, the plan to become "famous" is extremely vague. I mean, we could steal paintings from the Smithsonian and replace the empty spaces on the walls with pictures of our butts. Not only does that seem impossible, but that would make us INfamous, and the sight of John's butt would scar people for life.
We could always send out a helium balloon craft, then call the police, lying that we are both stuck inside at the mercy of the wind. Then we would get on the news and have ridiculous interviews about why we pulled such a "WTF" publicity stunt. Except that has already been done.
The purpose of Flagpole Death's creation is precisely this: to entertain.
You will probably notice other people in our videos (besides Brad and John) and that is simply because we have other friends too.
This blog will update you on new videos we have made, things we think are cool, and whatever else...