Hover Hands Prevention Training

For those of you who don't know, Hover Hands is a website dedicated to those who are too nervous/awkward to completely put their hands on a person they are taking a picture with.

Well thankfully...Flagpole Death has recruited a Hover Hands Prevention Specialist...

He goes by the name "Tank," and after just one training with this guy your hands are sure to never be awkward in pictures again!

Now you may be wondering..."WTF is Tank grasping?!" Well my curious friend, we don't really know, but we assume it is one of the many pieces of hover hand prevention training equipment Tank stores in his Bat-Cave, along with his hair comb and mustache trimmer.

-FPD