It has been quite a few days since our last post mainly because of election campaigning for Ray Jones. Unfortunately, Brother Ray did not receive the highly coveted title of "student body president." We tried and failed.
This week is SXSW (South by Southwest) in Austin, TX and John has been interning at the IFC Crossroads House!
Direct Transmission from: John Warder aka insert cool code name here.
"So, this past week I've been surrounded by a incredible amount of celebrities many of whom get interviewed in the IFC House. One of my jobs is guarding the interview room door with my fierce bony arms to prevent any hoodlums from breaking in. This past Sunday, I was guarding the door right before the cast interview for the film "Detention." All the actors being interviewed appeared to be in the room, so it seemed safe to say that no one else should be allowed in. So I crossed my arms, tried looked official with my walkie talkie headset and guarded the door. Until I noticed a taller male figure with piercing blue eyes come towards me. I knew this was my moment to put the arm out clothes line style and say "halt." He asked me where to go for the Detention interview. I chuckled to myself and thought this guy was some clueless pedestrian that thought he could just walk in and watch the interview. I told him he couldn't go in and that he would have to wait in line just like everyone else. After I felt I had told this man off, I noticed his lips began to move as if another dumb ass question was about to slip out of his mouth, and then he said, "I mean, I'm the one getting interviewed, where do I go?" Immediately, I shit my pants and let him inside the interview room. My bad. Turned out the actor was Parker Bagley."
"He seemed pretty cool even though I made an ass of myself.
I watched the trailer for Detention and it looks pretty interesting, so i'll probably check it out as gesture for Parker not clocking me in the side of the face after I tried to deny entry for his own interview.
Take care guys and enjoy this picture of one of my meals today!"
Pork. It's what's for lunch? hmmmm...on second thought, i'll just have a salad.
- FPD
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